The "Twisted Christmas Party"

 

On Monday December 15, the Happy Vixen Beach Club would hold a certain event: The "Twisted Christmas Party." Sometimes called the "Twisted Christmas Special," it's become something of a holiday tradition at this longtime beach club. It's owner, Nydia Tungsten, takes the opportunity to spin some of the wilder Christmas parodies that are not for tender ears. 

 

Has the overexposure of the season made you a little jaded? Have you heard so many classic carols, you could just say "Bah Humbug!" Has the over commercialization made you feel like decking the next mall Santa? Well then, come on over to our "Twisted Christmas" Night where DJ "Naughty Nydia" will give you holiday hilarity like you've never before heard with her range of parodies from mild to wild, with some tunes rated XXX mas. today is for those Nice and Naughty. Here's your ride!  

 

 Usually a fox, Nydia did the show in her mouse avatar, dressed in a ribbon.

 

 Kitacelia was the hostess for the event. 

 

We had some props up. It wasn't the best moment for Santa and his reindeer.

 

 Among the props was "Frisky the Snowman," whose cheesy pick-up lines got many of the women groaning, laughing, or talking about ways to melt him down. This picture is from an earlier party as I forgot to take one of him during this one. 

 

 As always for this event, the Christmas tunes and parodies ranged from mild, such as "Rusty Chevrolet" and "The Twelve Pains of Christmas," wild such as Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and Shockwave's "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindeer," and Oh Emm Geee, which included several songs even the titles aren't fit for a safe for work newsletter. Nydia would also play an AI-assisted song made in "honor" of Frisky. 

 

 Among those dropping by was Sunweaver chief Rita Mariner.

 

A variety of people showed up. 

 

 

 For some, the holidays could drive them a little batty. 

 

 

 It was quite a wild Christmas party only Nydia and her friends could come up with.

 

 The Happy Vixen is located at Purrfection Estates (236, 219, 24), and as of the writing of this article has events Mondays 11AM to 1PM, Thursday from 6 to 8PM. and Fridays from 8 to 10 PM (this week no Thurs or Friday parties due to the Christmas holiday.

 

Bixyl Shuftan