Tuesday, February 28, 2023

The "Love Train" And "Hug A Linden/Dunk A Linden/Spank A Linden"

 
By Bixyl Shuftan
 

February 14 was Valentines Day, an unofficial holiday for love and romance. Many places such as clubs had Valentine-themed events. Linden Lab would have two that day, the "Love Train" and "Hug A Linden/Dunk A Linden."

On Tuesday, February 14 starting at 12pm SLT, join us on the Love Train!  
 
The Moles will be running trolleys all along the Eastern Loop of the Bellisseria Railway. The primary departure point is Muehlenbach Station, but residents can hop on from any station as the trolleys go by. The trolleys will run in both directions along the route, stopping in Allrutti Station just outside of Newbank for residents to disembark.
On Tuesday, February 14 starting at 12pm SLT, join us on the Love Train!  
 
The Moles will be running trolleys all along the Eastern Loop of the Bellisseria Railway. The primary departure point is Muehlenbach Station, but residents can hop on from any station as the trolleys go by. The trolleys will run in both directions along the route, stopping in Allrutti Station just outside of Newbank for residents to disembark.
 

So on February 14 at just before Noon, I tried hopping over. But there was a slight snag. The region was full. Me and a few others were looking at the station from the outside.


With so many residents, many took a while to fully rezz, "Am I the only one who sees everyone on the train station as naked?""Half of em are nakey for me." "Well, they are sort of half rezzed, half transparent and generally a mess. Not a pretty sight, despite them being naked." "So you're saying I could get naked, and people wouldn't know if I was being debauched or just not rezzing properly?"


Being a Linden or Mole didn't always help you be seen.


But as time went on, people started to rezz, including Zady Bury, noted for her "Drivers of SL" videos.


Kristen Linden was looking a little "metal."

Eventually, a trolley showed up, and people started getting on.


Someone else rezzed a small locomotive and flat railcar.


A friend called me over to check something, and coming back I was able to get in the sim.


And onto the train station. Adora Mole would tell people, "... hop on. This is the last train of the day."


One guy chuckled, "You guys should totally come put a train on my sim (laugh) This is cool."


I got a seat next to Wendi Linden.

But as the train went through a sim crossing, well, not even Lindens are immune to hiccups, and Wendi got knocked off.


So did Adora Mole.


Others got knocked off as well. Somehow, I stayed on. Those knocked off soon got back on.


I would end up sitting between Lulabell Linden and Adora, the rodentlike tiny Mole sporting a chainsaw. Watch out! Adora Mole just yanked the starter on her chainsaw. I asked what was with that, "Too many 'the lag is so thick, you can cut it' jokes?" Someone saw it only when I pointed it out, "I had to get out of mouselook to check out the chainsaw, hahahah!"


Adora would then change seats, onto the one next to the brake, and putting her woodcutter/weapon from hell away, "I put it away.. I can't drive and hold on to it. Want me to try? ... Soooo.. you all want this to be a Love Train or a Love train of TERROR??!!" She got her chainsaw out again. My response was to muse, " I recall cows used to be a problem blocking trains. Is that what the saw is for? Getting rid of cows on the tracks and free beef?" "Yes... and hamburgers served afterward."


Sparkling Mole ended up on top of the train.



One guy had wrestler's championship belt and a boquet of roses. I figured he was either someone was going to his sweetheart after a match, or got something off Marketplace to look impressive. He would later say he was a wrestler at at Vitality arena.


The train continued on.

At one point, Adora had some trouble, "I can't figure out how to NOT sit on Kris' lap! (laugh) Stopping the train for a moment... going to try to get  off the passenger's lap (grin)."



Our trip took us through a tunnel. With our trip taking us below water level, Adora mused, "just make sure you return all towels and snorkels at the end of the ride."


And out.


We passed an area where the Linden Homes were still in development.

Going through a marshy area.


And finally, the trip was over, with everyone getting off. Grumpity Linden was there, "So sad, it ditched me at the station!" Adora would comment, "I didn't have to cut anyone up with my chainsaw!! It's a good day! ... Hope everyone enjoyed the ride!"


Next, it was onto the Isle of View, for "Hug A Linden/Dunk A Linden."


Gemma Cleanslate was there.


So was Serenity Kitty.


And so was the mouse mole Squeaky Mole.



Zada Bury was here as well, along with many Lindens and Moles.
 

 Including Patch Linden.


Someone was wondering why Cupid Linden wasn't getting hugs. So I gave her one.




Besides hugging Lindens and Moles, one could dunk them.


Adora Mole was among voulentering to take a bath.


"Nuuuuuuuuuuu....."


Someone appeared as a chocobo from "Final Fantasy 7."


Grumpy Mole was there.
 


Patch was more than happy to chat with the residents.


Then at one point, I heard a *SMACK* noise. Looking around, I saw Patch on the ground, but only for a couple seconds. He'd been talked into putting on a spanker, and someone swatted him.


Fortunately, I didn't have to wait long before it happened again. Others were slapping him in the behind as well. Even one of the Moles got into the act.



I eventually had the chance to try out the dunking booth, when Abnor Mole was seated there.


Grumpity Linden also took a try.
 

 And got her bath.


Cosmic Mole was there too.


And joined the ranks of the damp.


Ran into Pantera Polnocy there as well.




It was a fun "Hug and Dunk A Linden." Though thanks to Patch's going "above and beyond the call of duty," it became known as "Hug, Dunk, and Spank A Linden."


Zada Bury would do a video of the two events, including Patch Linden's deriere getting a smacking.

Happy Valentines Day
 
Bixyl Shuftan