The "Twisted Christmas Party"

 

On Monday December 15, the Happy Vixen Beach Club would hold a certain event: The "Twisted Christmas Party." Sometimes called the "Twisted Christmas Special," it's become something of a holiday tradition at this longtime beach club. It's owner, Nydia Tungsten, takes the opportunity to spin some of the wilder Christmas parodies that are not for tender ears. 

 

Has the overexposure of the season made you a little jaded? Have you heard so many classic carols, you could just say "Bah Humbug!" Has the over commercialization made you feel like decking the next mall Santa? Well then, come on over to our "Twisted Christmas" Night where DJ "Naughty Nydia" will give you holiday hilarity like you've never before heard with her range of parodies from mild to wild, with some tunes rated XXX mas. today is for those Nice and Naughty. Here's your ride!  

 

 Usually a fox, Nydia did the show in her mouse avatar, dressed in a ribbon.

 

 Kitacelia was the hostess for the event. 

 

We had some props up. It wasn't the best moment for Santa and his reindeer.

 

 Among the props was "Frisky the Snowman," whose cheesy pick-up lines got many of the women groaning, laughing, or talking about ways to melt him down. This picture is from an earlier party as I forgot to take one of him during this one. 

 

 As always for this event, the Christmas tunes and parodies ranged from mild, such as "Rusty Chevrolet" and "The Twelve Pains of Christmas," wild such as Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" and Shockwave's "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindeer," and Oh Emm Geee, which included several songs even the titles aren't fit for a safe for work newsletter. Nydia would also play an AI-assisted song made in "honor" of Frisky. 

 

 Among those dropping by was Sunweaver chief Rita Mariner.

 

A variety of people showed up. 

 

 

 For some, the holidays could drive them a little batty. 

 

 

 It was quite a wild Christmas party only Nydia and her friends could come up with.

 

 The Happy Vixen is located at Purrfection Estates (236, 219, 24), and as of the writing of this article has events Mondays 11AM to 1PM, Thursday from 6 to 8PM. and Fridays from 8 to 10 PM (this week no Thurs or Friday parties due to the Christmas holiday.

 

Bixyl Shuftan 

 

Tiny Carolers At Virtual Ability

 

 On Monday December 8 at 1PM SL time, Virtual Ability got a Christmas treat. The "Tiny Carolers" from Raglan Shire dropped by for a performance.

 

 ~*~ The First Waff-EL, The Tinies did Say, Was to certain small critters at home as they Ate ~*~

 ~*~ At home as they Ate, Licking their Paws, Wishing for NOMS Golden Crispy to Gnaw ~*~

~*~ Waff-EL, Waff-EL,Waff-EL, Waff-EL...Born is the Breakfast Treat that is WAFF-EL! ~*~

 

 ~*~And so this is Wootmas~*~

 ~*~And what have you done?~*~ 
~*~ Another year over~*~

 ~*~I hope you have fun~*~ 
~*~The near and the dear ones~*~

 ~*~The old and the young~*~ 
~*~A very merry Wootmas~*~
~*~And a happy new year~*~ 
~*~Let's hope it's a good one~*~ 

 ~*~Without any fear~*~ 

 ~*~Merry Wootmas Raglan, Merry Wootmas tinies ~*~ 

 

 ~*~ Sleigh bells ring! Are you listening? ~*~
~*~ In the shire, snow is glistening! ~*~
~*~ A wootiful sight, we're happy tonight, ~*~
~*~ Walking in a waffle wonderland! ~*~
~*~ Gone away is the blue bird ~*~
~*~ Here to stay is the new bird ~*~
~*~ He noms on chocolate ~*~
~*~ With bacon on a stick ~*~
~*~ Walking in a waffle wonderland! ~*~

~*~ In the shire we can build a snowman ~*~
~*~ Pretend that he's a chef from outta town ~*~

~*~ He'll say 'Want some waffle?' We'll say 'YEAH MAN!' ~*~
~*~ Then he'll pour the syrup while we chow! ~*~
~*~ Later on we'll conspire ~*~
~*~ As we riverdance in the shire ~*~
~*~ Tiny faces alight ~*~
~*~ With all the presents in sight ~*~
~*~ Walking in a waffle wonderland! ~*~

 

 ~*~ Hark the Tiny Critters Sing, Glory to the Waffle King! ~*~

 ~*~ Peace on the Grid & Syrup mild, Otters & Ferrets Reconciled! ~*~
~*~ Joyful with all your fur so slick, Raise up your Cookies on a stick! ~*~

 ~*~ And with upward paws proclaim, We shall RiverDance again! ~*~

~*~ Hark the Tiny Critters Sing, Glory to the Waffle Kinnnng ~*~

 

 ~*~ You Better Watch Out, ~*~
~*~ You Better Not Cry,~*~
~*~ You Better Not Pout, I'm Telling You Why, ~*~

 ~*~ Santa PAWS Is Coming To Town,~*~
~*~ He's Making A List, And Checking It Twice ~*~

 ~*~ Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice,~*~
~*~ Santa PAWS Is Coming To Town,~*~
~*~ He Sees When You Eat WAFFLES, ~*~

 ~*~ He Knows When You Eat CAKE,~*~
~*~ He Knows If You've Been Bad Or Good,~*~
~*~ So Be Good For Goodness Sake! ~*~

 ~*~ You Better Watch Out,~*~
~*~ You Better Not Cry, ~*~
~*~ You Better Not Pout, I'm Telling You Why, ~*~
~*~ Santa PAWS Is Coming, ~*~
~*~ Santa PAWS Is Coming,~*~
~*~ Santa PAWS is Coming To Towwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn, ~*~ SANTA PAWS IS COMING TO TOWN! ~*~

People applauded to the carolers, "Yay little cuties, you are making my day." "I needed this today." Gentle Heron, who runs Virtual Ability, would say "You guys are great!" One of the carolers, Linn Darkwarch, responded, "Thank you, we practice all year."

 

The songs continued, caroler Linn commenting, "And of course, Santa Paws is going to bring Tinies some food..."

 ~*~ Jelly Beans, Hunks of Cheese, Sugar Frosted Ham. All Deep-fried, Toast on the Side with Wootberry Jam.. ~*~
~*~ Chocolate Cake all wrapped in Bacon, Nachos on a Stick! Come Along, Let's eat some Noms & Hope we don't get Sick... HEY!! ~*~
~*~ Nomming Treats & Sweets, from Our Raglan Shire Buffet, Fills our little tummies, with Food this Holiday! ~*~
~*~ Just singing 'bout it now, Make's our Hunger Rise! We can't wait to grab a Plate & Stack it real High.. Withhh.. ~*~
~*~ Jelly Beans, Hunks of Cheese, Sugar Frosted Ham. All Deep-fried, Toast on the Side with Wootberry Jam.. ~*~
~*~ Chocolate Cake all wrapped in Bacon, Nachos on a Stick! Come Along, Let's eat some Noms & Hope we don't get SICKKKKKKK! ~*~

 

Gentle would comment, "This is my favorite song."  

 

Linn would then say, "As we begin the last carol of today's performance we want to thank you all again for inviting us here to perform. And since some folks arrived late, and we're having fun, and you're having fun, we're gonna do some encore afterwards!"

 

~*~ Here we come A-waffling please feed us Breakfast Food! Here we come A-hungering so help our Starving Mood!~*~
 ~*~ Knives & Forks Come to Me, And a Warm Butter Patty, And please Serve us some Syrup & Chopped up Pecans Tooooo...~*~
~*~ And Please Sprinkle some Berries on them Toooo! Here we come A-waffling please Feed us Tasty Treats!~*~

~*~ Here we come A-chittering so give us something Sweet!  Thanks to All for the Snax! Now we all can go Chillax!~*~
~*~And go about the things that we all Dooooo..... And Happy Holidays from All of Us to YOUUUUUUUUUU~*~

 

At the end, the tinies would do a "Riverdance" that shook the ground. When things quieted, Linn would  say, "And from all of the Friends of Raglan Shire we would like to wish you and yours a very HAPPY EVERYTHING!!!  Thank you !!!!" 

 

For those wanting to catch the little guys singing, Linn invited people to check Raglan's event calendar here: https://tinyurl.com/yv5chnun

 

Bixyl Shuftan 

 

Christmas Scenes

By Bixyl Shuftan

Christmas is a big time in Second Life, and much of it we already covered. But some things didn't quite make it yet. At the Wedcot area, Zada Bury and I watched a Disney-style Christmas parade. 

It would be a reoccurring theme at the Sunweaver clubs, such as Cutlass.

 

 And the Happy Vixen.

 

 I had some fun at the Christmas Expo. I just wish I had spent a little more time there.

The fun included the ball at the end. 

The sims would remain up for a while. I came across Gil Ottared skating.

At Bay City, there was a boat parade in the middle of the month, followed by a party at the Fairgrounds in North Channel. At one point, people were asked to pose for a picture. 

Sunaswami's party, which I was invited to.

Dancerina invited me over at a party in the PBC skating pond. I showed up as a Christmas mouse, a favorite look of mine in the holiday.

Caledon would have it's own parties.

Nearby Wooburn had one as well.

And Europa Wuffenbach

A week before Christmas on December 18, the Happy Vixen would hold a yearly tradition, the "Twisted Christmas" party with club owner Nydia Tungsten playing a selection of Xmas parody songs from mild to wild to oh-em-gee!

Caledon's Christmas parties would continue that week.

I would take part in the Linden Snowball Fight on the 19th. 

But took more pictures than my short article would allow.

Throwing whales in a snowball fight?

Dion Mole, trying to get everyone to put down their snowballs and warm up with some hot coco. 

Tuesday the 20th, a party with tines at Caledon.

 

 Shockwave and Cynthia at the playing of the Caledonian anthem at the end.

Club Zero Gravity would have it's Christmas event on Wednesday the 21st.

Thursday the 22nd might have been "Cute and Fluffy" at the Happy Vixen, but DJ Snowy was sporting an obvious Christmas look.

Thanks to a real-life grinch, the Christmas party at Club Cutlass on Friday the 23rd turned in to a six-hour fundraiser.

On Christmas Eve, Saturday Dec 24, I spent a little time at Safra Nitely's Christmas party.

 

 

 Saffra had quite a winter scene around the dance area.

Christmas Day would have a party at Furry Fashion.

And would end the holiday at a party at the Deathlands. While perhaps a post-apocalyptic area isn't exactly what one thinks of as a place to celebrate Christmas, it can happen.

 

 And so, it was the passing of the Christmas season in Second Life. It was a time for shopping, but also to meet up with friends and have fun. And of course to take a moment for the reason of the season.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Bixyl Shuftan